Remember having fun playing Crazy Eights as a kid? Well it’s also one of the great 2 player card games that can be quickly turned into a foreplay game. Once you play it, you’ll want to include it in your list of favourite dirty games for couples. We’ve designed a few erotic twists to the rules that give you the chance to include various frisky activities. We call our erotic adaptation of this popular card game Crazy Sex!
For a refresher on how the regular card game is played, see Crazy Eights Rules.
Crazy Sex is a quick and easy card game to play with your partner. Although simple to play, this exciting foreplay game comes with some strategic opportunities to get what you really want: stripping, sensual foreplay and passionate sex. You can even play with three players or multiple couples if you desire. How intimate you get is determined by the sexy activities and foreplay ideas you define for your night of adult fun.
The ultimate goal, of course, is to have wildly passionate Crazy Sex with each other. However, to increase the erotic tension, the sensual activities or sexual dares you perform are determined by the sequence of cards played. This is a shedding-style card game where you try to get rid of all your cards first. You score points in each of four (or more) games based on what your partner has in their hands at the end of each round. The player with the highest total score wins their favourite sex play activity or fantasy reward.
Setup & Preparation
A full, standard deck of cards is used (two if more people are playing – wink, wink). Assign erotic activities or foreplay ideas to each of the 13 cards (see templates below). Choose a dealer. Shuffle and deal 8 cards to each player then turn the next card face up in the center as the foreplay pile. The remaining deck is placed face down next to it.
To help you customize your own sexy card games with the kinds of stimulating activities you want in your couples games, here are four editable PDF templates that you can download, fill in and print out:
You can add any type of frisky activity you want ranging from romantic to sensual to down right kinky. You can even make up different versions to use as the game progresses. This allows you to start off slow and build up to more explicit sexual play as you strip each other naked. For more details about using these card based foreplay activity templates, see our article on How to Turn Free Card Games Into Sexy And Fun Card Games For Couples.
How to Play Crazy Sex
Players alternate turns. On your turn, attempt to place a card on the foreplay pile that is either the same suit or the same rank (a matching card of a different suit). If a match is made (same card – different suit), you receive the foreplay activity corresponding to that card. The pleasuring activity should be performed by your lover immediately.
If a player cannot follow suit, they must pick up cards one at a time until they find a card they can play. You only get to pick up 3 cards per turn and, if after that, you still can’t play a card, you must strip off an article of clothing or perform a sexy forfeit.
Since the game is related to crazy eights, eights are wild. You may place an 8 down anytime but you must declare both a suit and a rank for this wild card. The next player can then match this wild card and receive their foreplay bonus. Note that an 8 will match another 8 even though it was declared as something else – you still get your foreplay bonus.
If the draw deck is exhausted (hopefully you aren’t) before a player uses all their cards, the game is blocked. In this situation, the player with the lowest count scores the difference in value. Or, reshuffle the used cards in the foreplay pile (except for the top card) and continue playing.
The first player to put down all their cards scores points for the unplayed cards in the other player’s hands. Points are scored as follows:
- 25 points for each 8
- 10 points for face cards
- 1 point for each ace
- numeric value of other cards
Play a set of four games totalling the score in each game. The player with the highest total score is declared the winner and receives their special reward.
Here is a list of variations you can apply to enhance this foreplay game:
- Create 4 templates with different levels of foreplay (romantic, sensual, sexual, wild) and play four games using each template in sequence
- Assign all 52 cards a foreplay activity using all four templates (heart, diamond, club, spade) then use the value & suit of the played card to choose the reward
- Assign special penalty/bonus cards when matching:
- Queen of Spades – next player picks up 5 cards or strips off one article of clothing
- Ace of Spades – next player chooses something kinky for you to do (butt plug?)
- Any 2 – next player picks up 2 cards (doubles with subsequent match)
- Use Erotic Playing Cards for visual stimulation
- Receive the corresponding foreplay for last card when going out
- Game continues until a player reaches a specific total score (e.g. 200 points)
We hope you enjoy designing, customizing and playing your very own sexy card games for couples. For more game ideas, get our Sex Games and Foreplay Ideas for Couples book available on Amazon. It includes hundreds of pleasuring activities of different intensity levels mapped to both dice and cards for use in your intimate games.